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I miss when the internet didn’t suck and we

Please take these bonus codes #FrogAlimony #TaxLien #MsPiggysHoTactics. My wages are being garnished for some poor choices I made falling in love with the wrong muppet. Dont' get me wrong it started great we had fun, for a while we were the fun Zaney couple evereeyone was talking about, and potentially going to be the next power couple in the puppeteering and furry scene. I have quite a small frame and she’s able to palm amost my entire amphibious torso and feet like a basketball and just throw me over her shoulders. that made us a constant request A parties and family functions and we were just unstoppable . Those were the days but then the nasty came out after I stopped earning as much money and said we probably don’t need any more tadpoles in our pond for a while. She knew what to say, but at the end of the day she was the worst version of Miss piggy, and Cardi B all rolled into a methodical bankrupt, generating Armageddon of a relationship. She took off to Switzerland with our k